Thursday, January 31, 2008

What Y'all Missed on Sunday!















Danger Boy tearing up the "Freshies" at Wildcat

BRAGGING RIGHTS: So, I go to the Wildcat lift ticket desk and kindly ask to pick up my "Wild Card" (though sad that it took until January 26th to do this...). When the attendant returned, she said to me "Just for giggles, I'll tell you that you were the very first person to purchase a Wild Card this year." "Really?" I replied, "How do you know?" She said, "Because your card is numbered xxx1." Wow, I thought. My lucky day! With visions of cheering crowds and reverence by my peers, much like Ralphie had when his 'theme' was surely to get an A++++ I asked "Do I win something for that?"
I could tell by the complete lack of a reaction that this "you'll shoot your eye out kid" kind of woman gave me that I would have to be content in the simple knowledge that I was first, and gosh, isn't that nice?

Monday, January 28, 2008

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

If you should ever suffer a paper cut (or other small incision) and do not have a Band-Aid handy, you can use Super Glue to close the cut. However...be sure that you pinch the cut closed and hold it closed while coating it with Super Glue so as to not pour Super Glue directly into the cut (which, from what I hear, can be quite painful).

Saturday, January 26, 2008

The answer is...

"I don't want to eat anybody's poodle"

What is the question?

Quote at the Moat

After our drive from Boston on Friday evening, we often stop at the Moat to sample some of their local brews. There were a couple of good quotes tonight: Speed Racer said "I snorted a little" while laughing at Spider Pig's definition of ARBG. Later, Speed Racer opined that "I like what they do, but I don't like to look at them." Spider Pig responded, "so you like the lights off." I'd say it's shaping up to be another interesting weekend . . .

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

It's a Lot Different Waking up at the Ski House...

...compared to at my home. Its Sunday AM at the ski house and I roll over in bed, hearing voices from downstairs. I looked over at the little radio clock - it's 7:30 - wowzaa! - people are up this early and we weren't even going to ski today (Pats were on at 3). I tried to go back to sleep but couldn't. The walls, floors, doors and pretty much everything is thin (except the Elvis picture frames - very nice), so you can't help but hear what people are saying a room or two away. I swear I wasn't just eavesdropping... I remember one conversation revolving around the book "The Four Agreements". They're pretty good: 1) Be impeccable with your word, 2) Don't take anything personally, 3) Don't make assumptions and.... hmmm.... seems we forgot number 4. I was still very impressed - 3 out of 4 ain't bad (isn't that a Meatloaf song? Or close...) Dr. Google came to the rescue: 4) Always do your best! I like it!

Clearly the gals were up before the guys. Us burly-types usually talk about the Pats line, the coolness-factor of Smokey Bear's helmet cam, and what time our hockey game is during the week. But, I did like what I learned with the gals' first conversation and wanted more! So, I kept listening. Somehow the conversation moved onto babies, birth defects, and such. Someone pointed out that despite males being able to contribute towards creating a baby until a quite late age, that a majority of birth defects were actually caused by the elderly male. Who knew? (Apparently Tiny Boarder for one!)

I'm really starting to learn stuff now! I roll over to my other side, just to mix things up and eavesdrop (ooops! I mean "listen") from my other ear. Next, we move onto boobs! Yeahhhh! Maybe it started with mammograms, maybe boobs, I'm not sure. Either way, I learned that if you have large ones then a mammogram isn't too painful, but if you have small ones it can be quite unpleasant. Due to the smush-factor, of course. Who would have guessed?

So, all you ski dudes are thinking "this poor guy is in a very girly ski house". Not true!! These girls love to ski all day, feel the burn, drink beer afterwards and ski again the next day. Their ski resumes include Jackson Hole, Snowbird/Alta and everywhere else near Park City, Kitzbuhel, St. Anton, the Stubai Glacier and more! In N. Conway they thrive on the adrenaline rush of Idiot's Option, Myth Maker, Lift Lion, and Tomcat Schuss. When they're not skiing they are hiking, playing hockey, rock-climbing, or doing yoga (power yoga, that is). Oh yeah - they're fun too! And they're not so bad at Trivial Pursuit, I note with minor disdain.

Anywho, its a fun house with a good mix of personalities - I look forward to learning much more thoughout the ski year!

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Do NOT use BioFreeze on your face.

While it does wonders for sore, aching ski muscles, it can be slightly frightening and uncomfortable to feel the icy hot burn on your cheeks, nose and forehead.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Great posts! I feel like...

...I was there with you guys. Looking forward to the Superbowl at the Tack - do you dare test our luck ( not that the Pat's really need any) and watch it any place else... I believe we watched them beat the EVIL GIANTS there for 16-0... so, why not for 19-0.