Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Tales of a Mount Washington Day Hike

Caution. So begins the description of Huntington Ravine trail in the AMC’s Guide to the White Mountains. I know this because I read it the night before I and a few other intrepid (read: naïve) hikers embarked on what’s known as the most difficult hike in the White Mountains. I went to bed that night with the image of a sheer, steep, foreboding, blood-thirsty granite headwall looming in front of me and certain of one thing only: my imminent demise the next day. Surely, I would either be crushed by an avalanche of falling rocks or swallowed up by a bottomless crevasse never to be seen again (as my mother is always warning me). I awoke hours before the alarm went off, drenched in a cold sweat, wondering how I could get out of this gracefully without appearing as though I was scared out of my mind. But it was too late. Gerry, known as “Danger Boy” to his friends (and with good reason), was up early and ready to roll. He assured me and our friend Joanne in his irrepressibly optimistic manner that it wasn’t all that hard. The guidebook, he reasoned, was trying to scare people off so they wouldn’t be tempted to bring their kids and dogs and other household items up that trail. All I can say is god help them if they did.

After a hearty breakfast of pancakes, scrambled eggs and train fries, Joanne, Gerry and I met up with the rest of the gang at Pinkham Notch Visitor Center. Besides us, there were three software engineers from Bose – Masood, Kyle from Cleveland, and John – and John’s girlfriend Deb, who is also a trained AMC leader and has more common sense than the rest of us put together. Thank god. I mean someone had to make sure we didn’t dally at the top of the mountain and got back before sunset.

Masood, me, Joanne, Deb (in background), John, and Kyle with big stick:

They spent the night at the AMC’s Joe Dodge Lodge, where I’m fairly certain they don’t serve train fries for breakfast. Even so, everyone looked well rested and ready for a big day on the mountain. Kyle from Cleveland even brought a big walking stick with him. I was impressed. Maybe he could use it to deflect the falling rocks or fish me out of the crevasse? Kyle eventually confessed somewhere along the hard scramble up Huntington that he’d never actually hiked before. This was a revelation to me. I had no idea. At this point, big walking stick aside, I was in complete awe of Kyle who scrambled up the sheer rock face (also known as The Fan) without even the slightest sign that perhaps, maybe, he was in over his head.

Deb, hiking up The Fan:

Hiking up Huntington Ravine is as technical as it gets for any hiker, let alone a newbie. It’s like going from a bunny slope to a double black diamond in one day. Slightly unnerving, and a bit crazy, to say the least.

Was Huntington Ravine everything I dreamed (literally) it would be? Yes and no. It was looming and craggy and ominous-looking for sure...

...with a big boulder field at the bottom and lots of vertical, hand over hand climbing on the way up, but I was expecting a 5.12 route without the benefit of a harness and ropes. It wasn’t that. We did see real rock climbers to the left of the trail on what’s known as The Pinnacle. For most of us, though, the hardest part was the aforementioned Fan, which was about a hundred feet of sheer rock face, but there were enough hand and foot holds to securely make our way up, and we all felt hugely relieved when we did. The magnificent views of the ravine below and mountains in the distance made it worth all the effort.

A view of Wildcat ("a man's mountain"):

Once we reached the top (high-fives all around) we could either take the Alpine Garden trail which circumvents the summit or take Nelson Crag all the way to the top. Since the winds were a mere class 1 hurricane force (um, that’s about 70 MPH), we opted to go all the way to the top. Other than The Fan, this was the most difficult part of the hike. The wind was so strong we struggled to stay on two feet. I literally crawled my way to the summit. I was sure that everyone who saw me from the safety of their cars on the auto road was thankful they weren’t me, that crazy lady in the light blue fleece being blown around mercilessly like a plastic grocery bag in a Shaw’s parking lot. I actually contemplated hitching a ride up the last hundred yards or so to the top, but that would have been cheating (and practical), so I didn’t.

We made it, but where's Masood?

Here he is:

Once we all got to the top, we ate our carbo-loaded lunch in the building that houses a museum, a gift shop (where else would you buy your commemorative t-shirt and shot glass?), a cafeteria, the famed weather station, and a few other amenities I was glad to see (like flushing toilets and tp!). There’s also a plaque that lists all of the people who’ve died on Mount Washington for one reason or another. Quite a few of the deaths could have been avoided, I guess, if the people who met their fates on the peak had decided to stay home or go to the mall rather than attempt to climb to the summit in the middle of January. C’est la vie (or “mort”), as the French would say. By the way, there were quite a few French-speaking visitors on the summit that day. But I digress.

After snapping a few souvenir (French, again) photos of us on the summit cone and a quick visit to the “Tip Top House” (a replica of a stone hotel that operated atop Mt. Washington in the mid-1800s), we made our way back down via Tuckerman Ravine trail on the other side – a much easier, but no less spectacular, hike down than Huntington.

Coming down Tuckerman:

We took a short break at the shelter at the foot of the ravine (where you can also buy a t-shirt) and then headed out for our final, gradual descent to Pinkham Notch. Near the end, there’s a short stairway that leads to an overlook of a waterfall. If my toes weren’t painfully jammed into the front of my boots and my knees ready to buckle, I probably would’ve taken the little detour to see it. But I was in serious pain, so I limped on to the finish. We finally reached the parking lot at 5:51 PM (according to Gerry’s watch), so a 9-hour hike from beginning to end, including breaks. Not too bad. Oh, and we all survived! Yippee! I’m not sure how many of us are eager to do it again next week, but I’m sure that we’ll find new, if not so challenging, trails to conquer in the future.

Until then, happy hiking!

Monday, June 30, 2008

TB and SP Climb Mount Washington


With the summits of Mt's Adams and Jefferson behind us this summer, of course we had to go for the big guy. So, on an overcast morning after spending the night at the Pinkham Notch Visitor Center's Joe Dodge Lodge we began the trek up to the summit of Mt Washington via the Tuckerman Ravine trail. Despite the lack of views due to the cloud cover, the hiking temps were ideal and the bugs were few. There was still some snow in the Ravine and a few folks to ski it (not us). The final summit push began with the crossing of the anti-climactic auto-road, followed by the perplexing two sets of man-made wooden stairs and then up the last few rocks to the proclaimed "summit". Sorry young kids with ice cream cones in hand for pushing you out of the way so we could celebrate our reaching the summit with a picture... you were taking too damn long and your parents were yelling for you to get back in the car anyway! (ok, this actually happened on another hike some years ago) And thank you old German couple for taking our picture even though I have no idea what you were trying to tell me. I'll assume it was something about how much you like my new Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS with 8 megapixels... it is ubercool! Unfortunately, the visibility was not good enough to take any worth while pictures of the view... oh, well... next time! After a cup of hot chocolate and a yummie PB&J, we headed back down to Pinkham Notch via the Lion Head trail. Our first time on this trail and I have to say that it was kind of fun. Glad we decided to take it. I dedicate this one day summit loop to my Dad who first took me on it when I was about 9 years old (although that one was up and down TUX)... he would have been proud of me for not having another I-don't-want-to-go-any-further hissy fit at the base of the Mt Washington cone (.6 miles to go!). And to TB - you are a great hiking companion!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Carter Notch Hut Hike




Some of the Freshies gang along with other friends hooked up at the trail head in Pinkham Notch on Sat 4/26 to begin the trek to the Carter Notch Hut via the Nineteen Mile Brook Trail where we would spend the night. The plan was to travel the 3.8 mile distance to the hut, drop packs and then continue on to the summits of Carter Dome and Mount Hight. We bare-booted the first half of the trail, but it was slow going on the upper half where snowshoes had to be donned to safely navigate the monorail of snow that snaked up the trail. Consequently, time and lack of energy (or fitness) would not permit a summit bid on this first day. We were hoping to bag them the following day before the descent, but the weather Gods did not cooperate. Rain and ice were not a good combo for hiking the steep trail to the top.

It should be known that this was the first time using snowshoes for most of the group which offered plenty of comedic moments for us as we watched each other lumber along and occasionally cross tips/tails and perform face plants and headers into the snow. Apparently a 35 pound pack on ones back does not make one more stable… hmmm. Anyway, there was one snowshoe holdout who en”joy”ed running by everyone else up the trail as fast as can be in her fancy-dancy microspikes (made by Kahtoola and can be ordered on-line for $60)… thank goodness for the great equalizer, “post-holing” - being stopped dead in your tracks by slipping off the monorail and having one leg sink down into the snow up to your knee or hip... let it be known that SpiderPig was offering a helping hand the first time this happened to TinyBoarder until DangerBoy barked out the order, “don’t help her, take a picture”… and thus she was on her own for the rest of the hike.

In the end we all ended up arriving at the Hut approximately 4hrs after departure, exhausted and hungry. Once there, we met the hut Caretaker, JB who gave us the low down on bunks, cooking meals and trekking for water. We had great views of Carter Dome which was nice considering the lack of visibility the next day. The evening consisted of the traditional hearts game while sipping wine that we shlepped and preparing dinner. Many thanks to all that brought the Whooley-provided risotto recipe to life, and to Kiwi and Laff for their amazing salad and homemade breads. Also, thanks to Kristen, Eric and Trader Giotto's for dessert – a giant Rice Krispy Treat and a Chocolate Almond Tort. What a meal! Finally, after a few more hands of cards it was off to bed with a full belly and a comfortable buzz from the vino.

The next morning got off to a bang with DangerBoys’ signature banana-chocolate-chip pancakes, LuckyJeans’ perfectly cooked turkey-bacon and Kiwi’s fabulous Hazelnut coffee by the cup. YUMMO! It should also be noted that DangerBoy was up at the crack of dawn to fetch some real maple syrup from the woods – at least that is what he was telling everyone… ok, I was telling that to everyone.

So it was off down the trail which moved along very fast now that we were experts in snowshoeing and microspiking. We reached the trail head in about 2.5 hours had a victory beer and headed to The Moat for the traditional after hiking yam fries. All in all I think everybody had a great time and great experience… I personally can’t wait for the next time.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

JW Says Goodbye to Another Ski Season

This guy knows how to get around...

John Wayne Visits Tony

John Wayne had been cooped up for most of the winter, guarding the fireplace and living quarters with a knowing eye. But, alas, season's end arrived and he was ready to hit north conway with loads of playful energy and a zest for mischief!!

J.W.'s chaperones, Speed Racer, Spider Pig, Private Dancer, and Danger Boy, went to their new fav pub, the Wild Boar Tavern to have some dinner (awesome!) and say hi to mr. bartender, Tony, and gang. The highly spirited Tony invited the ski gang to his place for a semiformal party later that evening. huh? semiformal?? Ski gang: "Tony, aren't you working here until the bar closes?" Tony: "Yep, the party started without me - just come on over whenever." Ski gang: "We're wearing longsleeve t-shirts and jeans - is it really a semi-formal?!" Tony: "Yes, it is! Don't worry, I have some extra ties you can wear!" hah hah! All true.

There was no question about the decision. John Wayne was rearing and ready to go!! J.W. was super social, working the crowd like no other can. And Tony was a truly gracious host with a good working knowledge of how to party - a nice mix, indeed. Thanks, Tony!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Spring is Here!

How is the beginning of spring defined by you? Romantics may think that its signaled by the first sprout of tulip in their yard. Rationalists will say that its defined as the day of the spring equinox, independent of weather and flowers! Optimists will proclaim that spring is upon us after a string of two 50+ degree days. But for me.... It was defined this weekend by watching a large man in a purple dinosaur costume make his best attempt at the pond skim contest at Wildcat!! Yeahhhh! Spring is finally here!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

March Finale!!!

Here's the gang from the March Finale minus the sorely missed Smokey Bear and Sven. I thought I had successfully coerced them (but not!) - next time the bribes will be more enticing. Who's posin'? All of us, of course!

The Real Wildcats

We're not talkin' about a purring kitty here. Check 'em out. They send a shiver down my spine each time I hear the Wildcat growl!
(click twice on play; don't know why)

Friday, March 28, 2008

Big Bumps

Check out these monstaaahs! Where do you think they are from? Maybe Jackson Hole? Perhaps Grandstand at Attitash? or Lower Caternary at Wildcat. Untracked.... hmmm.....

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Deja Vu for the First Time.... Sortof

During chocolate fest, Kiwi tried the age-old fly-by intimidation trick, but this time it backfired...

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Scratch It!


Rumor is that the skiing at Wildcat was fantabulous last weekend. Conditions consisted of that soft powdery snow that makes you want to do a backscratcher off one of the many boulder jumps in the Mountain Jag Glade area. A local photographer was lucky to capture our very own Speed Racer with a quite impressive scratch of her own. You go girl!!!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Deja Vu All Over Again

I think miss Kiwi forgot about this one.... Can anyone guess the mtn? Look closely at the snow! We're up to #4 and counting!







Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Speed Racers Bargain of the week

You may ask, what does one do in North Conway in the pouring rain? The answer, of course, is shop at the outlets. I am here to tell you the bargains are quite good right now and will divulge my bargain of the week:
Brooks Brother's outlet: Italian leather shoes...orignally $198 - I paid $31. That, my friends, is a 86% discount. How do you like 'them apples?

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Invite old childhood friends to the ski house. They make for good (free) manual labor! Check out 2B's before, during and after work. Not bad for a guy with such skinny legs.


Things we now know (revised)...

- 2B's endurance for skiing comes from, "... working out with his big blue balls". (said by someone who escaped from her 2 kids and husband for the weekend)

- The Tomcat Schuss trail at Wildcat is usually great when the other trails are not so great and vice versa... apparently, this phenomenon is known as a "mind-fuck". (interesting perspective SR)

- The skiing this past weekend was so good.. "you couldn't be beat it with a stick - like a sore peter". (had to hear this one a couple more times before the light bulb went on)

- The way someone from Mass would describe the snow conditions this past weekend is as follows... "fuckin'-wicked-pissah-epic-days... and that's no bullshit you fuckin' retahd!" (well, maybe just the ex-Mass guy that 2B works with)

...and lastly, this post is "all"! (a Pennsylvania Dutch term that begs the Q, "..all WHAT!")

Monday, March 3, 2008

Trivia from Speed Racer

- The LOSTBO pub and ski trail at Black Mountain in Jackson, NH is allegedly an acronym for: Les Otten Sucks The Big One. http://teamweakandfeeble.blogspot.com/2007/03/lostbo.html
- Trying to substitute Mr. Otten’s name with someone else’s in the above acronym only works if the person’s first name starts with a consonant and the last name with a vowel. (there are exceptions such as Adam Smith)
- Mr. Otten was a former minority owner of the Boston Red Sox.
- The bathroom door at Horsefeather’s has “Ayers Handicap Conversions” stamped on it.
- New Hampshire's state motto is "Live Free or Die". The motto comes from a statement written by the Revolutionary General John Stark, hero of the Battle of Bennington. The full quote is: “Live free or die - Death is not the worst of evils”

Not a fact but a shout out to "2B", our weekend guest, for shoveling off the deck. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!! You'll be invited back for the Freshies Spring Fling BBQ. (weekend to be determined)

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Wish You Were Here!

I know the word EPIC gets tossed around when it really shouldn't be used, but I have to honestly say that today was truly and profoundly wicked EPIC. Anyone who wasn't up north today missed what was, in my opinion, the best ski day of the year. It snowed overnight and snowed all day and we found ourselves in shin, knee and thigh deep powder all day. Don't believe me??? Check out the photos and the video from earlier today. It was nothing short of amazing...

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Speed Racer alluded to my tip de la semaine below, which makes it all the more justifiable that it is the tip of the week. If you are a bar band, recognize that people are there to hear music, dance and have fun. So, when you get a good set (finally) going and people have started to peel themselves from the chairs to which they were sure their skin was starting to graft, play more dance-able music! It is generally not a good idea at these moments to break into your own world of obscure, mid-beat (so no one can dance) music, no matter how stellar your guitar rips may seem...er, I mean be.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Random Thoughts from Speed Racer

- Fungus Amungus is a clever name for a band, but it’s also kind of gross.
- The Chocolate Festival really is like adult trick-or-treating, without the dressing up.
- I’m sad that John Wayne was rolled up in a towel for two years…it’s not his fault he couldn’t scream for help.
- It makes me happy when Lamb Chop says “good morning” to us.
- Why does the Red Parka Pub attract the most bizarre collection of people?
- If you’re going be in a band that plays at bars, remember that you have an audience.
- The Oscar’s sucked this year.
- If this snow continues, we are going to have an EPIC spring ski season.
- My last run of the day on Saturday (Humphry’s Ledge) was awesome.
- I need to get a digital camera.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Not to be confused with the tip for me...this week's tip applies to everyone! Well, everyone who likes a cocktail now and then. There is a NH Liquor Store in Glen, NH located just past the Red Parka Pub on the left. You may notice a sign for a ski rental place, a US Post Office and the aforementioned liquor store. If you go into said store on the same day that you skied, you can show your lift ticket to receive $5 off your purchase of $25 or more. How do I know this? Well, after an afternoon at Black Mountain, I decided a bottle of wine was in order. One bottle became five (because I'm a lush) and bob's your uncle--I got the discount. (Didn't know it at the time, so it was a pleasant surprise at the checkout counter!)

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Tip of the Week for Kiwi

When unlocking a ski house, remember to immediately return the key to the common “hiding spot” so as to avoid the potential to lock out the remaining guests in the house after an evening at the Shannon Door. This may also avert:
1 - the necessity of a late night assault on a snow and ice encased “backup hiding spot” during a frigid rainstorm which may lead to someone being knee deep in snow, hacking away with two shovels (of which one may not survive), a large piece of plywood and several ice scrapers, ending in the use of a cell phone to divine exactly where the extra house key may be located.
2 - the need for this tip of the week.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Word of the Week

Okay, okay, maybe its a phrase rather than word, but close enough. "Word of the week" is a much catchier title than "phase of the week". So, let's get on to it: the word/phrase is "your highness". Here are the definitions from American Heritage Dictionary for "highness":

American Heritage Dictionary
high·ness (hī'nĭs) Pronunciation Key n.
1.) Highness Used with His, Her, or Your as a title and form of address for a prince or princess: Her Royal Highness the Princess Margaret.

2.) The quality or condition of being high.

3.) The words of commendation and acknowledgement spoken humbly from Tiny Boarder to Danger Boy while buying/serving D.B. a beer after losing the "is that a ski pole?" bet, by a landslide. (or should we say avalanche??)

As with many words in the complex english language there are often several meanings associated with it. We like #3 in this case!

Monday, February 11, 2008

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ear…

The above is a tribute to what DB’s new haircut looks like after taking off his helmet…‘nuff said. What I’d really like to talk about is the AWESOME skiing that took place this past weekend. Pinch me, were we out West?? There were times that I was skiing through powder up to my knees that no one else had touched in days… Whaaaat, you may say?? Were you at that 8 peaks, infinity snow mountain??…NO! Were you at that resort next to the Pickle Barrel???…NO! Did you take a quick weekend trip to Utah?? Again…I…say…NO!!! We were at what I am dubbing the sleeper mountain of the East – Black Mountain - in the deceptively, lovely Jackson, NH. And I say deceptive because there are some trails in the bucolic town of Jackson that will make your hair stand on end and turn your knuckles white (as can be attested by the trail “White Knuckle”). The snow was gently falling, our tracks from one run to the next were covered and my legs are still feeling the burn!
Some in our party (that included Lucky Jeans, Kiwi, Private Dancer, Danger Boy and Spider Pig) had the impression that this small, “family” mountain wouldn’t “challenge” them enough. Mr. “I kind of like that little out of control feeling” maybe had his britches shrunk a bit after taking a few trips down surprisingly narrow, steep pitches and some extreme skiing on a slippery slope called “Mr. Rew”. Now, I don’t know who Mr. Rew is, but I think maybe he was a little crazy and decided to cut a trail straight down the steepest part of the mountain and call it a day. I think almost everyone (Speed Racer excluded!) in our crew had a face plant, or two, or three, at some point in the day. Not to say that the mountain doesn’t have something to offer every ability. There are some very quaint tree lined trails that are quintessential old-school New England. The stuff resorts out West take their queue from. Open fields, trails gently winding throughout the mountain all uniting near a paddock of horses grazing outside…a scene right out of a Norman Rockwell painting.
We ended our idyllic day with burgers, beers & spiked hot cocoa at the Wildcat Tavern, also in Jackson. There’ve had new owners for a few years that took away all the fun pig paraphernalia and “fancified” the pub a little bit, but I do still really like the place. They have two fireplaces, a big couch and leather chair and a very friendly wait staff. I can’t remember the name of our server, but he was a very pleasant fellow. I’m hoping there are no repercussions from our rogue placement of logs in the fireplace. Actually, there was a great quote from the bartender….”If you’re going to do my job, I’m going to sit down and drink your beer!”

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Because Sunday was such an unbelievable, EPIC (and I mean that sincerely) day in our world, I feel compelled to give everyone not just one tip this week, but TWO (and also because there was a really good one last week that I forgot!)
First: the beloved and highly regaled soul food of the slopes...PB&J's. They make a great lunch and give you all the nutrients you need to power through the rest of the day, but with one problem. The jelly always seeps through the bread, leaving your sandwich soggy. Wet bread no more! To avoid this situation simply coat both sides of your bread with a thin layer of peanut butter first, then add the jelly. The PB will not only taste that much more intense, but it also creates the perfect barrier between the jelly and the bread.
Bonus Tip: We all look for ways to save a buck or two, but sometimes it just isn't worth it. In this case (specifically for men): When buying your new 'gotchies' (that's Polish for underwear), best not to shop at Marshalls. If you do, you may find yourself saying things like: "Oh no, my wiener just slipped out again." Now, I don't have a wiener, but I will assume that slippage is not a good thing.

Wild Thing at Wild Cat

There was a lip-sync contest this Sat during apres ski at Wildcat Mtn. Lucky Jeans stole the show with her patented booty wiggles, chair ascension, sexy shirt shedding, and assorted other crowd-pleasing moves. Check out the quad usage by this gal who skied bumps for half of the long day on the slopes!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Lotta Air

Eat your heart out, Shaun White!! Just another day on the mountain for our own Smokey Bear.

Long-Tailed Weasel vs. Danger Boy


On the last or maybe second to last run of the day I found myself very confused. A fur bearing critter flew across the slope in front of me. Danger Boy said he was taking another trail down to the lift so I didn't think it could be him... the similarities, however, are remarkable:

Long-Tailed Weasel
Mustela frenata

Vocalization: Often described as noisy. Grunts, hisses, chatters, whines.
Other Info.: They are diurnal, often active both day and night. They are capable climbers and swimmers. They often investigate all the crevices and holes when moving about, looking for prey. They will periodically stand upright to check their surroundings and to look out for predators. They are well adapted for snow. They will hunt in a zig-zag pattern checking burrows for prey. They will often kill more than they can eat and store any leftovers.


Man in the Mountain?


You may have heard the tragic news that the face of the famed "Man in the Mountain," a New Hampshire landmark, crumbled to the ground below several years ago.

Well, it appears that geologists have discovered a second Man in the Mountain, viewable only on a clear day from Wildcat. If you look very very closely, you might very well be able to make out the appearance of an old Roman caesar, thought to have ruled these parts prior to the plate tectontics separation of North America from Europe .

I'm sure you will start to see that the newly discovered Man will begin to appear on NH license plates and highway signs again, replacing the fallen Man of yesteryear.

What a Day!

Yep, this is the gang, or most of it, skiing on Feb 9th. Mother nature, in her most giving of spirit, decided to dump 29 inches of fresh pow in the past week at our fave skiing local! Yowzaa!!! Any idea where we are? Here's a couple clues: the left ravine is Tuckerman's, the right is Huntington's and the pointy peak to the far right is Mt. Adams. You know what the biggie is with the weather-tower-ish structures on top of it! It was a epic, smile-maker, thigh-burner type of day!

Friday, February 8, 2008

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Have you been struggling with your Nastar runs? Finishing just seconds off medal contention or having difficulty moving up to the coveted Platinum level? Wondering what else you could do besides point your skis downhill and hope for the best? Well...hang on to your ski poles. A local expert shared this insight with me last weekend.
To get the most out of your run, start your turn high above the gate. This way, as you are passing the gate, your body is already in position to make the next turn, saving valuable time when entering the next turn while allowing you to cut your current turn ever so closely to the existing gate.
Good luck!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Men's Fashion on the slopes

I have noticed the past two weeks an interesting fashion trend on the slopes. Well, phenomena may be a better term, as “fashion” may be a bit of a reach. At Attitash two weeks ago, there was a guy in what could possibly be the best ski pants I have ever seen in my life. They were tight, straight legged, black, stretch ski pants with…drum roll please…the coup d’etat…two inch wide, rainbow stripes down the side of each leg!! I LOVED them. Seriously, I only wish I had the foresight to talk to this man to ask how old the pants were (they looked to be in good condition) and where the heck he bought them. He appeared to be a pretty good skier – you know what I mean, he just had that look. He wasn’t some cheap hack that was wearing dated clothes that were ratty – I know he had to have paid top dollar for those things back in the day and I presume continued to wear them because of: 1) vanity - honestly, the guy was probably in his 60’s and after 30 years he still looked pretty darned good in them. 2) old-school pride – although he no longer had straight 210 K2’s, he had that Warren Miller mystique about him, you know what I mean, crack that guy open and there had to be some great stories to be had…poaching runs at some old NELSAP http://www.nelsap.org/, days of no helmets, no boot warmers, fleece what??…just the snow and the thrill of it all. I really hope I run into him again and I’ll trade him a few beers for some epic stories.
In a polar opposite direction, I saw a similar type pant at Sunday River last Saturday, although the difference in men was extreme. No doubt, both were probably good skiers, but the second guy had on straight legged, flaming red pants…we’ll more like ketchup red after it’s been sitting in the window of a diner for too long. They just look worn and I fear he was wearing them because he was too cheap to buy new ones. I’m sure they were perfectly fine pants and did the job he wanted them to (stay warm and dry), but his whole appearance wasn’t old school skier, it was more schlumpy, dirty skier…and he was probably a good 15 years younger than the other guy. I may be biased because he was sporting a mullet and a pretty think mustache, but really, the pants were dirty and he just looked disheveled. Not a “I’m a totally cool skier guy who just rolled out of bed to catch first chair” disheveled - because those guys actually spend more time on their appearance than most women I know (Freshies’ girls aren’t high maintenance) – but, “I don’t care if I look like a filthy mess” disheveled. I bet he burps a lot and asks his son to "pull my finger".

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Where's Speed Racer?


Look very, very hard and you will see Speed Racer among the trees of Black Forest Glade at Bretton Woods.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Speed Racer's Trial Run

Watch Speed Racer's epic warm-up video before the real race photo from Spider Pig below.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

What Y'all Missed on Sunday!















Danger Boy tearing up the "Freshies" at Wildcat

BRAGGING RIGHTS: So, I go to the Wildcat lift ticket desk and kindly ask to pick up my "Wild Card" (though sad that it took until January 26th to do this...). When the attendant returned, she said to me "Just for giggles, I'll tell you that you were the very first person to purchase a Wild Card this year." "Really?" I replied, "How do you know?" She said, "Because your card is numbered xxx1." Wow, I thought. My lucky day! With visions of cheering crowds and reverence by my peers, much like Ralphie had when his 'theme' was surely to get an A++++ I asked "Do I win something for that?"
I could tell by the complete lack of a reaction that this "you'll shoot your eye out kid" kind of woman gave me that I would have to be content in the simple knowledge that I was first, and gosh, isn't that nice?

Monday, January 28, 2008

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

If you should ever suffer a paper cut (or other small incision) and do not have a Band-Aid handy, you can use Super Glue to close the cut. However...be sure that you pinch the cut closed and hold it closed while coating it with Super Glue so as to not pour Super Glue directly into the cut (which, from what I hear, can be quite painful).

Saturday, January 26, 2008

The answer is...

"I don't want to eat anybody's poodle"

What is the question?

Quote at the Moat

After our drive from Boston on Friday evening, we often stop at the Moat to sample some of their local brews. There were a couple of good quotes tonight: Speed Racer said "I snorted a little" while laughing at Spider Pig's definition of ARBG. Later, Speed Racer opined that "I like what they do, but I don't like to look at them." Spider Pig responded, "so you like the lights off." I'd say it's shaping up to be another interesting weekend . . .

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

It's a Lot Different Waking up at the Ski House...

...compared to at my home. Its Sunday AM at the ski house and I roll over in bed, hearing voices from downstairs. I looked over at the little radio clock - it's 7:30 - wowzaa! - people are up this early and we weren't even going to ski today (Pats were on at 3). I tried to go back to sleep but couldn't. The walls, floors, doors and pretty much everything is thin (except the Elvis picture frames - very nice), so you can't help but hear what people are saying a room or two away. I swear I wasn't just eavesdropping... I remember one conversation revolving around the book "The Four Agreements". They're pretty good: 1) Be impeccable with your word, 2) Don't take anything personally, 3) Don't make assumptions and.... hmmm.... seems we forgot number 4. I was still very impressed - 3 out of 4 ain't bad (isn't that a Meatloaf song? Or close...) Dr. Google came to the rescue: 4) Always do your best! I like it!

Clearly the gals were up before the guys. Us burly-types usually talk about the Pats line, the coolness-factor of Smokey Bear's helmet cam, and what time our hockey game is during the week. But, I did like what I learned with the gals' first conversation and wanted more! So, I kept listening. Somehow the conversation moved onto babies, birth defects, and such. Someone pointed out that despite males being able to contribute towards creating a baby until a quite late age, that a majority of birth defects were actually caused by the elderly male. Who knew? (Apparently Tiny Boarder for one!)

I'm really starting to learn stuff now! I roll over to my other side, just to mix things up and eavesdrop (ooops! I mean "listen") from my other ear. Next, we move onto boobs! Yeahhhh! Maybe it started with mammograms, maybe boobs, I'm not sure. Either way, I learned that if you have large ones then a mammogram isn't too painful, but if you have small ones it can be quite unpleasant. Due to the smush-factor, of course. Who would have guessed?

So, all you ski dudes are thinking "this poor guy is in a very girly ski house". Not true!! These girls love to ski all day, feel the burn, drink beer afterwards and ski again the next day. Their ski resumes include Jackson Hole, Snowbird/Alta and everywhere else near Park City, Kitzbuhel, St. Anton, the Stubai Glacier and more! In N. Conway they thrive on the adrenaline rush of Idiot's Option, Myth Maker, Lift Lion, and Tomcat Schuss. When they're not skiing they are hiking, playing hockey, rock-climbing, or doing yoga (power yoga, that is). Oh yeah - they're fun too! And they're not so bad at Trivial Pursuit, I note with minor disdain.

Anywho, its a fun house with a good mix of personalities - I look forward to learning much more thoughout the ski year!

Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Do NOT use BioFreeze on your face.

While it does wonders for sore, aching ski muscles, it can be slightly frightening and uncomfortable to feel the icy hot burn on your cheeks, nose and forehead.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Great posts! I feel like...

...I was there with you guys. Looking forward to the Superbowl at the Tack - do you dare test our luck ( not that the Pat's really need any) and watch it any place else... I believe we watched them beat the EVIL GIANTS there for 16-0... so, why not for 19-0.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Speed Racers Favorite Quote of the Weekend

Danger Boy to Sven while both their hands and lower body parts were not in view and in a deep throated and sultry voice: "So Sven, you used your hand for that?"

Go Pats!

We're not skiing today. Nope. And it's not that it's only 14 degrees outside, either. Nope. It's because today is the AFC Championship game. The N.E. Patriots face The San Diego Chargers at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro. Kick off is at 3PM. We can't afford to freeze our toches off on a chair lift when the AFC title is at stake! Tom needs us. We can't let him down. Would you???

Since we can't actually be on field with Tom or in the locker room for the pep talk (damn!), we'll do the next best thing: find a comfortable place to hang out, grab a few pints and some good food, and watch the game. Big flat screen HD TVs -- lots of them -- are also required. This may seem like a tall order, but we've found just the place that delivers it all. The Tack Room.

It's right on Rt 16 just north of N.Conway village. On the left. It opened about 6 months ago, taking over the space that used to be a store (can't remember the name of it), and we discovered it on New Year's weekend. Actually, one of us found it earlier, but that's another story. The food is in the "comfort" category. Homemade meatloaf (which is wrapped in bacon as are many items on the menu) is a staple item on the menu. The staff is friendly. And they have a good selection of beers on tap, including Tuckerman's Pale Ale, one of our favs. I'm not sure if it's a place where everyone knows our name - yet - but I'm sure by the end of the day it will be :-)

Go Pats!

MLK Weekend Rocks

We loaded up our skis, boots and boards yesterday morning and headed over to Attitash/Bear Peak for a day of fun on the slopes. I was the only one out of the eight of us who forgot to bring her Powder Passport, which meant I had to shell out $65 for a full-day lift ticket instead of $49. Doh. Reminder: Go get thee a Powder Passport and save your money! Like me, you'll wish you had.

Even though I paid full-price, it was worth it. Really. The conditions were good. Not the best ever, but better than pretty good. This is Danger Boy's assessment. A little crunchy and icy in places, but hey this is New England after all, so it's something you've gotta get used to. We skied Bear Peak in the morning and headed over to Attitash for the afternoon. Between the two mountains, Bear Peak rules. Fewer skiers and boarders, shorter lines, and more snow on the trails because the hoards of boarders aren't there to scrape it all off. Sorry Smokey Bear & Tiny Boarder, I know that you don't do that.

Speaking of Smokey Bear, he had his helmet cam turned on the whole time to document every turn. While it's a cool idea in theory, the final video, punctuated with Smokey Bear's Darth Vader-like breathing, was more like Blair Witch Project on Skis than anything else. The only missing part was the 8 of us standing in a creepy abandoned house at the end, unless you consider our condo a "creepy" house, which you would if you find excessive Elvis paraphernalia a bit disturbing.

We do. But we're all here nonetheless enjoying a delicious batch of banana chocolate chip pancakes that Danger Boy whipped up for us this morning. Thank you, DB! We love you!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Svenette

Just a regular Friday night at The Freshies' haus.

The Truth

Freshies Girls are Hotties!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

So What's Freshies About, Anyway?

What do you get when you mix 10 random skiers and boarders put 'em up in North Conway, NH for the winter in a condo filled with Elvis kitsch and let 'em loose on the local mountains with a Canon Powershot and a helmut cam? You get FRESHIES - a fun collection of stories, pics, and video documenting our excellent adventures. Enjoy, share, and post your own!