Kiwi's Tip of the Week

Because Sunday was such an unbelievable, EPIC (and I mean that sincerely) day in our world, I feel compelled to give everyone not just one tip this week, but TWO (and also because there was a really good one last week that I forgot!)
First: the beloved and highly regaled soul food of the slopes...PB&J's. They make a great lunch and give you all the nutrients you need to power through the rest of the day, but with one problem. The jelly always seeps through the bread, leaving your sandwich soggy. Wet bread no more! To avoid this situation simply coat both sides of your bread with a thin layer of peanut butter first, then add the jelly. The PB will not only taste that much more intense, but it also creates the perfect barrier between the jelly and the bread.
Bonus Tip: We all look for ways to save a buck or two, but sometimes it just isn't worth it. In this case (specifically for men): When buying your new 'gotchies' (that's Polish for underwear), best not to shop at Marshalls. If you do, you may find yourself saying things like: "Oh no, my wiener just slipped out again." Now, I don't have a wiener, but I will assume that slippage is not a good thing.